Schooner or Later
As a long time boat owner and experienced mariner i can say that the tradition is to name it a girls name. For example after your wife or daughter or significant other female figure in your life. However, living in Miami i've seen my share of funny and also cheesy boat names so here it goes.<br />
Wet Spot, Mental Floss, Nonya Business, Goin' for Broke, Da' other woman, Noob, PWND and so many more.
It depends on what it looked like. I would ba<x>se naming my boat on my first impression while looking at it and whatever name popped into my head at first glance. Maybe I'd name it Missy Queen.
I'd make it a boat that's always docked and has a Chinese restaurant on it. I'd name it "Jesus Woks on the Water".
LOLOLOL!!! Genius. :)
The English Rose
LOL "the non-deductible" That is a good name. I have long thought anything bigger than a row boat is a hole in the water you throw money into.
Queen Martha...don't ask. :)