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93 Answers to "If you came with a warning label, What would it say?"

  1. girlin23112 - 36-40 years old - female

    Posted by girlin23112 Jul 3rd, 2012 at 12:50PM

    Penalty for Early Withdrawal.

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  2. hlpflwthat - 51-55 years old - male

    Posted by hlpflwthat Jul 2nd, 2012 at 5:10PM

    "If you experience an erection lasting more than 4 hours it is not my fault."

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  3. EvesHarvest - 51-55 years old - female

    Posted by EvesHarvest Jul 2nd, 2012 at 5:49PM

    Common side effects include coulrophobria, loquaciousness, agalmatophilia, and an inability to use single-syllable words.

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  4. missjo32 - 31-35 years old - female

    Posted by missjo32 Jul 2nd, 2012 at 5:05PM

    Warning ... This ***** bites ;-)

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  5. scotsmitch2001 - 51-55 years old - male

    Posted by scotsmitch2001 Jul 3rd, 2012 at 1:54AM

    No Refunds.

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  6. ambercross - 22-25 years old - female

    Posted by ambercross Jul 2nd, 2012 at 5:09PM

    the norm....FRAGILE

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  7. NedKelly1 - 51-55 years old - male

    Posted by NedKelly1 Jul 2nd, 2012 at 5:03PM

    Toxic Australian

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  8. slimmmerman - 41-45 years old - male

    Posted by slimmmerman Dec 6th, 2012 at 9:44PM

    Warning...

    Don't **** off the voices in his head!

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  9. Jennie86 - 22-25 years old - female

    Posted by Jennie86 Jul 3rd, 2012 at 3:08AM

    Warning. Use with caution.

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  10. nic1313 - 18-21 years old - female

    Posted by nic1313 Jul 2nd, 2012 at 5:26PM

    i'm too fragile .. Please handle me with care :)

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  11. robbiew8n - 56-60 years old - male

    Posted by robbiew8n Jul 2nd, 2012 at 5:01PM

    hello, Nuttyfox,

    "open with care"


    ;-))

    respect, from robbie

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  12. handymanjim - 46-50 years old - male

    Posted by handymanjim Sep 23rd, 2012 at 9:43PM

    smiles it would say...if you look into my heart, and see thru my eyes into my soul you will surrender yours to me...you will massively fall deeply into me and never want to leave. you will be treated so very sweet and awesomely that our lives will become one and you will become part of each other in so many terrific ways.

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  13. dirtywindows - 61-65 years old - male

    Posted by dirtywindows Aug 9th, 2012 at 7:48AM

    Don't shake before use.

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  14. frindlysalt - 36-40 years old - female

    Posted by frindlysalt Jul 11th, 2012 at 11:39AM

    Warming will intensify the sensations.

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  15. chair66 - 66-70 years old - male

    Posted by chair66 Jul 11th, 2012 at 8:14AM

    Best if used before 2013.

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  16. robbiew8n - 56-60 years old - male

    Reply by robbiew8n Jul 11th, 2012 at 8:24AM

    and well oiled to prevent rusting? hahaha hope your having a good day. respect, from robbie

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  17. imzadi81 - 31-35 years old - female

    Posted by imzadi81 Jul 10th, 2012 at 8:54PM

    Warning: owner is moody, prone to anger, and has serious trust issues

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  18. hurtingforever - 13-15 years old - female

    Posted by hurtingforever Jul 10th, 2012 at 10:52AM

    handle with care! very fragile. if broken its hard to pick up the pieces

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  19. lanacat - 18-21 years old - female

    Posted by lanacat Jul 9th, 2012 at 11:56AM

    Bite me and I will bite back.

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  20. amethyst2 - 61-65 years old - female

    Posted by amethyst2 Jul 9th, 2012 at 4:20AM

    Caution subject to change, with out notice!

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  21. leprechaunz - 56-60 years old - male

    Posted by leprechaunz Jul 8th, 2012 at 11:12PM

    This product may not be the same as that described on the packet.

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