i would ask why he needed my loved ones up in heaven more then i needed them here with me....
Can I watch the story of the earth from the beginning, nothing hidden?
What can I do to redeem myself?
If You made the Earth and Heaven in 6 days, who made You and where did You come from ?
God, will You give me the desire to love you more?
If you put a limit on human intelligence, why didn't you put one on human stupidity?
What happens in the afterlife? How can I feel the love and belief for Jesus Christ.
I would ask "why did you die for me"?
"Is sex without complications possible?"
Complicated? ...just straddle my face ;p> and Enjoy! :)
Where do you live and what is your number :)
business class airfare purchased by NW :P
why'd you tack your boy up like that?
why he made homosexuals and women the lesser of the human race.
seriously? Lesser?? thats a funny one. He obv made you homosexual so you could identify with the feminine side of you which you are clearly out of touch with buddy
Why doesn't he take a break from giving starving kids malaria?
How come you don't exist?
Whatever exits has to go into non existence.
ohh but yes he does too ,
he most certainly does
do you believe in god?
can I slap you?
When I should make his appointment to the human rights court.
what were you thinking?
what day & what time will my time be up ??
Could you hold on for a moment, please? (brb)