the brown recluse spider,
its sexy and gives you a nasty bite
if i could be that, i would always bite people who give me a hard time and send them to the ER.
An Indian cobra. The locals don't make it a point to kill me, although I could end up in some snake charmers basket.
a box jellyfish. The most poisonous creature on earth I believe
One of those big snakes.
Just pray you don't meet a mongoose
Oh, yeah, I would try to avoid those.