A DONKEY for obvious reason
Tiger... Because then I could rip the living daylights out of the Questionnator...
I really think I'd chose to be a cat. A house cat, because I would be fed and given water. I could sleep all day and pretend to hunt whenever I wanted. One of my cats, Max, wasn't exactly a house pet, because it would always leave the house. He didn't have a collar with his name dangling from it. But he was an interesting cat. I'll always miss the little furball.
That would depend on which half was man.
A 2-headed dog with a head on each end. That way, I'd never chase my tail and never give people any sh*t.
Probably a horse cuz i can run fast woo!
a shark, so i could experience the wonders of being able to breathe underwater and since i was half human, land too, best of both worlds, and also nothing would wanna get on the wrong side of me:)
horse, I love centaurs
For some reaseon I dont like this question, but I would be half woman half bird because gas is a motha..
A Rabbit - then it would be acceptable to hop from one hole to the next...
A tarantula, since I have one. I could then be able to keep her (yes, it is a female) company, and maybe help her produce some little ones, or sell them to spider fanciers.
A Californian Ram. They have the strongest horn in the world! ;-)
Half woman half bird.