Cheryl Coles Thong
You wouldn't want to be my bra.
I have no boobs.
the motor boat propeller, so I'd always be under water
Charlize Theron's douche bag
A house brick.. As long as I did my job and kept quiet everyone would ignore me and leave me along.
Prince Charles famously said he wanted to be Camilla's tampon. lol
My husband's money...he takes good care of it, never takes it for granted and would fight to the death to defend it.
Id like to be his laptop...