That's easy:<br />
#1 The Laws of Gravity - that way my face wouldn't look droopy and my wife's boobs would still be "perky".<br />
#2 Murphy's Law - you know, the one that says if anything can go wrong, it will. This one needs to be changed to add "only if it was a dumb idea in the first place".
1/ the law (in the uk anyway) that gives the mother custody in a divorse virtually automatically. This happened to me when my 2 sons were handed over to my alchoholic ex wife even though they had lived with me for 6 mounths and she had to sign herself out of a mental institution to come to court. It took 4 years of her abuse to them for me to get them back and my one sons is under a shrink to this day because of his treatment by her. Thank you my learned friend.<br />
2/Hanging people for stealing bread . This law is still on the UK law books
1. Raping a child would be an automatic death sentence and carried out within 2 months of conviction.<br />
2. Molesting a child would be an automatic life sentence without the possibility of parole and time will be served in mandatory GENERAL POPULATION.
i like your way of thinking...rapists should also be killed
Guilty until proven innocent<br />
Get rid of deth penalthy
I would repeal the PATRIOT act and would repeal the Harrison act.
1. Motivate a vote instead of just coloring a dot.<br />
2. Before declaring war, change the constitution and any other big decisions, have a binding referendum.
cyclists must be on the side walk.<br />
i almost killed some guy on his bike who was on the road this week.<br />
there isnt a law or anything like that but,<br />
i think people over a certain age shouldn't be allowed to vote. <br />
people over the age of 85.
The one about women in combat.<br />
Also I'd get rid of the car insurance law.
i don't think that women should be in combat with men...i think that women should have their own troups...and as you well know women end up on the same cycle, so i would almost feel sorry for anyone that comes near them on P day