Dig a mout around my home and then start lobing balls of fire at congress.
Kill some unsavorly people I've met in my life that wholeheartedly deserve my cold inhumane revenge.
Good thing that will /never/ happen. :)
I've already done it. More than once!
poison my MIL
I would get on a plane to an exotic location, of course, I'd need to get back without getting caught!
I would get high.
I would put listening devices in all of **** Cheney's clothes, rooms, phones and computers. And record everything he says and does between now and Jan. 20th.
If I told, it wouldn't be a secret any longer! Use your imaginations...
I WUOLD BUG THE WHITE HOUSE , SO THAT WE ALL COULD HEAR HOW OUR COUNTRY WENT INTO THE TOILET.
I have already done it. The ***** is: I regret it everyday.
For laughs though: Robbing a bank would be harmless harmless, right?
Oh Irish... you are so Wikked! :-)
You can NEVER get away with anything... Even if other humans and "The Law" don't catch you, everything you do, say and think is recorded in your own being; so forget it!
Be as true to yourself as possible... to quote Shakespeare, "To thine own self be true; or else as follows night the day, thou cans't not be true to any man".
Set up a webcam in Charlize Theron's bedroom, what else?