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If you could invent a new sport, what would the game rules be?

  • peza - 46-50 years old - male
    peza(16 votes)
    It would be called Hang The Bankers and there would be no rules.
  • fishsweeper - 51-55 years old - female
    fishsweeper(8 votes)
    It's called, 'Grab The TV Remote'. The object is to get it and keep awa…
  • Desolatebones - 18-21 years old - male
    Desolatebones(7 votes)
    Hunting hollows and Arrancars.....simple, just kill them

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  1. peza - 46-50 years old - male

    Posted by peza Jul 7th, 2012 at 3:20AM

    It would be called Hang The Bankers and there would be no rules.

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  2. fishsweeper - 51-55 years old - female

    Posted by fishsweeper Jul 7th, 2012 at 2:48PM

    It's called, 'Grab The TV Remote'. The object is to get it and keep away from men, and change the channel to "Sex and the City", "Oprah", or a soap opera. The channel must never change until the show is over, and the loser (always the man) has to cook dinner.

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  3. 3grnowl - 26-30 years old

    Posted by 3grnowl Jul 7th, 2012 at 9:30AM

    1st RULE: You do not talk about the game
    2nd RULE: You DO NOT talk about the game

    3rd RULE: If someone says "stop" or goes limp, taps out the game is over.

    4th RULE: Only two people to a game

    5th RULE: One game at a time.

    6th RULE: No shirts, no shoes.

    7th RULE: games will go on as long as they have to.

    8th RULE: If this is your first night playing the game, you HAVE to play

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  4. Desolatebones - 18-21 years old - male

    Posted by Desolatebones Jul 7th, 2012 at 12:31AM

    Hunting hollows and Arrancars.....simple, just kill them

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  5. millie51 - 18-21 years old - female

    Reply by millie51 Jul 7th, 2012 at 3:52AM

    You would be my 1st target. :)

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  6. Desolatebones - 18-21 years old - male

    Reply by Desolatebones Jul 7th, 2012 at 4:28AM

    Not me! D:

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  7. Illiteratetroll - 41-45 years old

    Posted by Illiteratetroll Jul 7th, 2012 at 5:22AM

    Troll baiting, you have to get as many of the cut and paste trolls to block you in one day as you can.

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  8. TheSimpsons8 - 18-21 years old - female

    Reply by TheSimpsons8 Jul 7th, 2012 at 9:10AM

    Hehe xD

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  9. IHPD - 18-21 years old - female

    Posted by IHPD Jul 7th, 2012 at 1:33AM

    Rule #1: all humans must have a dragon as a partner.
    Rule #2: all dragons must have a human as a partner.
    Rule #3: both members of all partnerships must have experience as a riding pair (for running, flying, or both).
    Rule #4: get the ball through the hoop to earn points. Either member of a partnership can do this, and can do so from the ground or the air.
    Rule #5: do not attack other players. Avoid harming them in any way.
    Rule #6: humans must wear protective clothing (helmets, elbow guards, shin guards, etc.,).
    Rule #7: partners must always maintain contact (even if the human is not riding for a moment).
    Rule #8: players must wear colored clothes to show which team they are on.
    Rule #9: do not scent mark other players.

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  10. shecantholditforever - 22-25 years old - female

    Reply by shecantholditforever Jul 7th, 2012 at 1:38AM

    Cool! I wanna play!

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  11. fleurdelacour8 - 18-21 years old - female

    Reply by fleurdelacour8 Jul 7th, 2012 at 1:56AM

    Scent mark? WTF?

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  12. Stephen1967 - 46-50 years old - male

    Posted by Stephen1967 Jul 7th, 2012 at 6:18PM

    rules!...we don't need no stinking rules!!

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  13. midnightstoker - 46-50 years old - male

    Posted by midnightstoker Jul 7th, 2012 at 2:49AM

    simple rules of cricket for women.....
    You have two sides, one out in the field and one in.

    Each man that's in the side that's in goes out, and when he's out he comes in and the next man goes in until he's out.

    When they are all out, the side that's out comes in and the side thats been in goes out and tries to get those coming in, out.

    Sometimes you get men still in and not out.

    When a man goes out to go in, the men who are out try to get him out, and when he is out he goes in and the next man in goes out and goes in.

    There are two men called umpires who stay out all the time and they decide when the men who are in are out.

    When both sides have been in and all the men are out, and both sides have been out twice after all the men have been in, including those who are not out, that is the end of the game....

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  14. HowMuchCanaKoalaBear - 41-45 years old - female

    Posted by HowMuchCanaKoalaBear Jul 7th, 2012 at 2:48AM

    Ride the pole
    Rule 1. Can only ride the pole at full mast
    Rule 2. You can ride as many poles as you like
    Rule 3. If the pole leaks then you are out

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  15. HowMuchCanaKoalaBear - 41-45 years old - female

    Reply by HowMuchCanaKoalaBear Jul 7th, 2012 at 5:50AM

    A little unsure about how to play the game, might have to read the rules again.... ;-)

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  16. JoeyPFoxx - 41-45 years old - male

    Reply by JoeyPFoxx Jul 7th, 2012 at 7:08AM

    Interesting pole

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  17. mariusthered - 41-45 years old - male

    Posted by mariusthered Jul 7th, 2012 at 2:10AM

    a cross between la-cross and wrestling, men v women
    rules
    1. any woman knocked down by a man gets his face rubbed on her boobs.
    2. any man knocked down by a woman gets kicked in the nuts (and other opitons!)
    3. cheating results in team spankings :)

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  18. UFOsR4real - 41-45 years old - male

    Posted by UFOsR4real Jul 7th, 2012 at 11:59PM

    the game is called "Escalation"
    1. start with a tube of toothpaste in the bathroom, cap off
    2. 1st player accuses the 2nd player of leaving the cap off the toothpaste (again)
    3. 2nd player can counter by denial, and counter-accuse
    4. players take turns blowing it out of proportion, using such tactics as:
    "I've told you 100 times"--remind your opponent that they've been warned repeatedly NOT to do this
    "Setting A Bad Example" -- I don't want my kids growing up learning your bad habits
    "You're a Slob" -- point out other bad habits, such as leaving the toilet seat up or leaving dishes in the sink, etc.
    "You Get this From Your Father" -- I've been to your father's house, and he has toothpaste caps rolling around all over the place
    "Irresponsible" -- it just goes to show how irresponsible you are . . .
    "Why You'll Never Amount to Anything" -- a person who does this obviously can't get a good job, be successful in life, or achieve anything

    Defensive moves include Leaving the Room, Slamming the Door, Punching the Wall, or (my favorite) "Ask Yourself That"

    Only married couples are allowed to play this game. (If you're not married and you're playing this game, that oughta tell you something . . .)

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  19. MathMan789 - 36-40 years old - male

    Posted by MathMan789 Jul 7th, 2012 at 5:32PM

    Okay, this one just hit me out of the blue: Speed Bowling. Basically the same concept as two-frame bowling, but done simultaneously with two players in adjacent lanes. They have to try to knock down as many pins as they can within a set time, and cannot proceed to the next frame until they pick up the spare from one frame. High score wins

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  20. Beastweaver - 36-40 years old - male

    Posted by Beastweaver Jul 7th, 2012 at 1:08PM

    Bicycle Assassin.

    All players wear a distinctive vest so players know who's in the game (Don't want to shoot some poor guy commuting home from work) Each cyclist gets a paintball gun, and a pair of dog tags. When someone makes a 'kill' the dead player must dismount and give his tags to his assassin. The assassin claims only the tags of the person they killed. The dead player must then turn his vest inside out revealing the large letters "DEAD" on the vest so that others will know he's no longer a viable target. And return to the finish area to await the end of the match.
    Rules.
    -All riders must stay in the designated play area.
    -No rider may dismount for any other reason than a fall, a mechanical issue, or to claim the tags of a victim.
    -No rider may attempt to cover the vest indicating them as a member of the game.
    -No rider my shoot someone not involved in the game.
    -No other physical contact is allowed.

    Scoring.
    Since 'last man standing' opens up an opportunity for someone to sneak around the outskirts until everyone else is dead, being the last person alive is not a condition of winning. Therefore a scoring system will be put into place.

    10 points for each set of tags you bring to the finish area.
    1 point for every 10 minutes of survival.
    10 points for being the last survivor.

    The person with the most points at game's end wins.

    As with all games, rule changes will be implemented to add excitement and balance as needed.

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  21. Honey26 - 26-30 years old - female

    Posted by Honey26 Jul 7th, 2012 at 3:53AM

    It's *like* football, except each team must represent the demographic distribution of the area it represents, i.e. a few kids, teenagers, a thirty-something, a middle-aged lady and some pensioners.
    The game itself is livened up with the addition of ten small yappy dogs onto the pitch.

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  22. hartfire - 56-60 years old - female

    Posted by hartfire Jul 7th, 2012 at 3:45AM

    A game of cooperation.
    The winning team is the one that works symbiotically, communicates most clearly, resolves conflicts most creatively, and which produces best outcomes for all, including the opposing teams.
    Prizes, kudos, respect, admiration.

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  23. loulan - 36-40 years old - female

    Posted by loulan Jul 7th, 2012 at 12:50AM

    Everyone sit around in a circle and sing Kumbaya.....Make nicey nice now.

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  24. CharlieTheBeagle - 56-60 years old - male

    Posted by CharlieTheBeagle Jul 8th, 2012 at 6:13PM

    I win. Game over. You go home.
    I'm a selfish pr|ck who doesn't like to lose.

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  25. needsinput - 26-30 years old - male

    Posted by needsinput Jul 8th, 2012 at 4:35PM

    Rule 1 of playing the Game, you can never think of the game
    Rule 2 of the game, if you do think of the game, you lose.
    Rule 3 of the game, If you lose, you must say you have lost to anyone around you, and explain these rules to them...

    EVERYONE IS PLAYING THE GAME, THEY JUST DONT KNOW IT YET!

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  26. Looking123 - 51-55 years old - male

    Posted by Looking123 Jul 8th, 2012 at 3:40PM

    Sex Pong. Sort of like beer pong. If you miss the cups you have to have sex instead of drinking beer

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  27. NicolePear - 13-15 years old - female

    Posted by NicolePear Jul 8th, 2012 at 9:40AM

    I would call the game Give me all your money.
    It's like truth or dare and gambling. And you basilcly just combine those.

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