I don't think I'd be offering a newborn any advice, because one, there's nothing I could tell them that would better their lives. And two, because it's a ******* new born child.

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They can sense that I'm talking at them, but they cannot grasp a concept and interpret it.

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Why do you always seem so angry?

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I think I'm normal and everyone else is overly sensitive.

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Im not overly sensitive at all... just seems like your angry.

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I don't feel very angry

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Ok then.....

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Go back in while you still can!

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The sooner you learn how to walk, the sooner you can runaway and never look back

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Happiness is an attitude. Choose it.

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Go back into the womb? :-)

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insist on a NON rectal thermometer.

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