If I had a say on the matter: Any countries that want to fight will have to compete in Olympic events instead. The athletes would be the Politicians. And it would be held live for the rest of the world to see.
Tony Abbott. He'd do well in the swimming and running events.
Banana bombs and holy hand grenades only ^^
Reminds me of that game 'Worms'.
Biggest pillow fight in history:)
Very colorful...paintball handguns and machine guns...paintball bombs
Very wet I only allow squirt guns.
The weapons wold be rusty short sword wielding politicians, they would be the only legal combatants.
A whole lotta spitballs and rubberband shooters. It'd be pretty messy.
"Spitballs"... what kind of sick mind comes up with that? Just kidding. :-)
Like a middle school cafeteria without the teachers.
Wars are dangerous. ;)
I wouldn't be able to do it impartially. I'd be terrible on the UN that way.
Not sure, but imagine all wars being waged by the different sides throwing all sorts of verbal insults at each other, waging a sort of purely psychological warfare where either side spends much time trying to come up with the ultimate formula for inflicting the highest insult impact possible.