A dog would look so much better a monkey is sort of a joke... Yes I just said a dog as a chauffeur is not a joke... Lol
I'll teach my monkey how to comb my hair and scratch my back.
the monkey he can flip off the other drivers
I'd better go with the monkey as a driver...my dog would pull over to pee on every other tree and I'd never get where I was going.
A monkey butler!! Yes!!!
Monkey may attack later, dogs are loyal.
A monkey would be easier to train, but if a dog doesn't obey you, it would lick you, where a monkey mihgt throw pooh.
Monkey for sure. They could peel you a banana with their feet and drive at the same time!