One on the west coast of the US. So I go to the Pacific Ocean.
VT or HI
New York... or Iowa.... Hahahaha! Who would live in Iowa on purpose!! =P
A logical one
One where it snows every now and again and there's a ski mountain nearby.
In a unconscious state
California. Texas isn't that great.
Denial is the obvious answer.
I would move up to Alaska, if possible.