Are we Having trouble upstairs lately ?
As God is found everywhere, he will also be in your ba<x>sement, so talk to God there as you would anywhere else
Call the cops cos he is prolly stealing something
hey when did you make me a ba<x>sement ?
"Okay, Okay I get it - I must start at the foundation!"
Thank you for coming. Would you care to have a discussion here or would you like to come upstairs? I have been blessed tremendously, as you know, and would love to share a meal with you.
oh, sorry, excuse the mess.......by the way, why did you create cockroaches?????
"so that´s where you´ve been!"
That has to be the Inner child speaking Abbey .;+)
I thought Nimbus was your "GOD"
Rough year huh ??!!
I love you!
OH MY GOD! would be my reaction then I would invite him upstairs for prayer.
are you gonna pray to him or with him? if with him then who will listen to his prayers*?
He is GOD I am going to let him pray for me. I'll be to busy on my knees worshipping and praising him.
Why won't you show yourself in an extremely obvious way to the rest of the world, so that it would be impossible to deny your existence instead of wanting people to believe out of faith? Why are you here? What do you want? Did I finally pray and ask for you to come into my heart so many times that I've become insane.. or is this really you.. Why do I feel this way.. am I evil, is there more.. Show me heaven, tell me the secrets of life, let me know something amazing.. Let me experience life through the eyes of all humans and have total understanding of all around me.. let them all be connected and go through this complete connectedness so that we could better communicate and love one another.. Please God, I don't know if this little piece of dust we are floating on really means anything at all, but it is all I know and before you take me.. please God do this for the others before you send me away.. I am sorry that I don't get it.. I want to understand!!!!!
Where's the drill?
I would freak out and ask him why he was there. Trust me, God will not be in your ba<x>sement just to hang out. There will be a serious reason for him to be there.
have you checked your basement lately??
I have a Glock! Freeze or I'll shoot! Who are you? What are you doing in My ba<x>sement! Prove it!
thanks for the air i breath.
Ahhh at last ive found you, heavely father! would you like a cup of tea?, id then sit him down and have a deep and meaningful conversation with him and he wouldnt get a word in edge ways.then he would invite me back to heaven for lunch.