I must have eaten some bad food for me to start seeing naked women under my bed

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I didn't say I was naked. Lol

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Lol!

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I know but if I'm going find women under my bed I'm going dream they are naked lol

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I'd probably say is ok she left and we continue where we left off lol

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Tell you that is more comfortable on top of the bed

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You can't fit. Lol

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Jeez I'm not that big

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But not that small either. Haha.

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Well now I'm depressed. :( did you just call me fat?

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No, average to petite. LOL

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Are you trying for a pic, is your bed on the floor, or do you really think I'm big? That bothers me you know. Female paranoia

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My bed have drawers underneath. Nothing fits under there.

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i might ask you what youre doing there

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I'd say. "um.. you know you have backwards. People sleep on TOP of the bed, not under it (less hairballs that way). You just have to move the cat first."

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'Yabba-dabba DO!!'

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Depends on wat u got on, either say something or I would do something, lol

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Hello how may i help you

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I would scream then kick your ***..lol

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Aggressive!

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I would beg you to join me on top so I could get my arms around you. Then I would snuggle with you for hours.......

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That actually sounds nice

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Awesome!! Should I look under there any time soon?

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I don't know where you are. Lol

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I could take care of that problem with a message. You would certainly be welcome here with me.

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…i sleep on a futon…we will talk..after i take a shower..ok?...

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Pull my blanket over my head,

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kiss u

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:)

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I'd pull you out and spank your ***!!! Lol

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Promises promises

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I'd ask you to get those socks I can't reach

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I guess I would have to ask why are you UNDER the bed instead of in it with me?

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Hand you a pillow.

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Thank you sweetie

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(best warm, caring voice) "hello... you look cold"(best creepy perv heavy breathing voice) "climb in, I'll warm you up". okay okay, tut on me... but you're the one who broke into my bedroom. mx:))

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Hello

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i'd climb underneath and join you, or call a psychiatrist and get your mental health evaluated

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