Make mash potato. easier to share equally, and it's nicer :)
toss 2 spuds out<br />
I could serve mashed potatoes
Eat 2 potatoes. Throw three potatoes at three angry faces.
Ask if anyone is on a slimming diet. There is always ONE, at least!<br />
Then I would cook them, mash them, and serve equally betwen those of us who are left!