I'd be like, "THAT'S WHAT I LOOK LIKE?" And then interrogate myself. Hah.
Tell him how handsome he is... It might be his only shot to hear it
Tell it to get a Job lol.
We would probably end up killing each other.
Honestly, probably have insane sex and then get into a massive argument.
Tie her up and tell her that I love her. Then do some kinky things to her.
Walk around introducing everyone to my new "twin sister"