Well, I'd prefer to get to know his/her personality, 'cos I'm sure pigs have great and varied personalities. Options: Einswein, Hogdoc, BogDoc, Hammyspammy, Chogger, Orcaporker, Daintyaintee, Moreboar, Boardpork, Alboar ....
It would be either Bacon or Pork chop.
Porky, Pork Chop, Baconator!
Don't worry about that, pigs eat their own droppings so your flooe willl stay clear of ----- . They eat anything including dead animals. They are really not clean animals and not suitable to keep as pets and neither to eat.