If you had poison ivy on your pubic area, who would you want to rub calamine lotion on you?

Now, keep in mind, that you are going to be really, really itchy and uncomfortable. So it's going to be absolute torture on mulitiple levels - the itchiness, burning, and the internal burning and disappointment that *this is supposed to feel amazing!*

So, it will be sweet torture....who, of any person in the world, do you select?

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locomama	Posted Sep 13th, 2009 at 3:33PM Oh BB you crack me up girl, I just had a mental picture even though I have no idea what you look like, and I'm still chuckling, thanks it's the best laugh I've had all day!!!!!!! So back to the ?, It would definately have to be Sean Connery (007), I'd make sure he did it really roughly whilst speaking in his deep, throaty voice, ah the Scottish or Irish accents, that might be enough to take my mind off the most excrutiating situation I could think off at present! Hope I don't end up with nightmares,LOL. Rated: +2Vote for this!
ecpc	Posted Sep 13th, 2009 at 8:33AM paris hilton,...cos i like her,..we would both be OK with it,..and well,.....it would be a good start,...to perhaps something more.... She would also like my dog,..and we could look at a breeding program...For pups that is....But hey,..kids would be great as well:) Rated: +1Vote for this!
IdleTraveller	Posted Sep 13th, 2009 at 9:03AM That's like when I was living on Res, and one of the girls in my unit wanted to get someone to give her a bikini wax; she was getting so desperate that she even started asking the guys. Unsurprisingly she ended having to do it herself Rated: +1Vote for this!
smartchick1	Posted Sep 13th, 2009 at 9:25AM This question is funny. Gawd, I don't know?? My ex maybe. Because I loved when he touched me anywhere. But now I am (almost) repulsed by him. So this all makes him the good candidate for 'sweet torture'...it parallels the relationship. =) Rated: +1Vote for this!
SummerWind18	Posted Sep 13th, 2009 at 10:39AM MYSELF!!! no one else would ever agree to do that!! I wonder if even my gynecologist would! I bet he'd say, heck no i might get it from you! Rated: +1Vote for this!

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