My everyday life is a stand up routine!
No, I'm way too shy.
i couldn't. i'm far to fragile to fail in front of an audience.
Nah. My jokes are only funny to those who get them.
no, I'm only funny when I'm not trying to be...except in my head of course...lots of inside jokes happening there ;-) lol
Not funny enough
No!!!! I ain't looking to get egged.