I would choose an apple and hate myself for not choosing the cake while reminding myself I don't want to get fat. I would then throw the apple at the person who offered me a cake out of frustration.
I'd catch it, then have both that apple and the cake I offered you! Mwahahaha!
I would then "accidentally" bump into your arm, thus making you hit yourself in the face with the cake :D
Is there any other way to eat cake than having it smashed all over your face?
Obviously cake, because it's cake... as long as it's vegan.
Depends on the kind of apple.
They sell these boutique apples in Trader Joe's. Id take one of those over cake.
grrr.. apple.. Feed them Cake!! lol