Or a sock maybe...lol

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Before the days of Toilet paper, a goose's neck was considered the ultimate luxury for this purpose. <br />
Seriously, I kid you not.

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Or you could wait 'til you get home then use a cheese grater.

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I'd use leaves or even the shirt off my back if I had to; I don't walk around in stinky or sticky pants.

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leaves

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