Go outside an whip it out there
i'd do what dogs do
oh my, i have stories on this one.
ya go where you have too
Tinkle behind a suitably sized bush.
And your creepy!!
the traditional way
Find an appropriate tree.
Drop pants and just let it happen. If someone sees you just wave. It's only natural. Holding it is bad for you.
Squat behind a bush. I do it all the time, when I'm hiking.
I once had to use an empty plastic little trashcan.
My ankle was broken, i didn't have my walking cast yet, and it was extremely difficult for me to use crutches. Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do.
step outside and use the bathroom out there