New Daz it get whites whiter and Coulor's won't run even in a hot wash
Thats funny, made me lol. Do they still make Daz?
Not sure. But remember the adds http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fBibrmSiHls
Hire a mini skip and a wood chipper, pretend to do some gardening and tree pruning. Inform all your friends youre having a barbeque on Sunday afternoon. Invite intended victim around for saturday night drinks. after a few drinks (preferable loaded, you want them pretty smashed) and suggest playing a party game like what would you write as a suicide note, write one yourselff to encourage them to do the same.) afterward,show them the garden, kill them as silently as possible(methods vary its very much down to your style) then pop the corpse in the skip.for later.(ensure you keep their clothes and id for planting later.) In the early hours of the morning nip out to the skip and butcher the body skin and bones can be placed back in the bottom of the skip. (I should mention its best to iclude some pine branches or manure in the skip to hide the smell of death) chop the remaining meat into usable choice cuts and store safely in a fridge(we dont want people getting sick at your party do we?) have the barby everyone obviously consumes the evidence, and hopefully has a smashing time. After the party is over drive to the local beach plant the suicide note , their clothes and id and an empty bottle of spirits near the shore. The following day, finish the garden, using the wood chipper to dispose of those pesky big branches(and those pesky bones) and what remains in the mini-skip, bonemeal, skin and other waste can be slowly burned to reduce to a mass of black unidentifiable lumpiness. pour several industrial sized quantities of strong bleach on the mass and use a stiff broom to give it a really good stir. (bleach destroys viable dna). Return said skip and chipper and see if you get away with it. its pretty much down to how good a liar you are to the police and how fastidiously you kept to the plan. happy hunting.
No need to clean up afterwards - just deny all knowledge and put on a good act
Watch the movie "Horrible Bosses." Make it look like an accident. Find out allergies, enemies, etc. But first, what is the reason you must get rid of this person?
feed it to pigs. FACT: what they don't eat their urine will dissolve
did he feed the corpses to the pigs? Did he have so many corpses the pigs couldn't handle it?
I did 2 cents worth of googling and everything I read says it's possible with one desenter saying the pigs leave the big bones
You think I'm going to tell anyone!!!!! :P ROFL
With fried green tomatoes
I ALWAYS START A FIRE...
Throw the body in the deep woods where animals pick the bones clean. Or a swamp.
Probably really poorly. I'm awesome not diabolical.
Don't clean up, just make it look like a random event. People get killed all the time.
gloves...and walking tip toe around the place.
You seem affluent with your expert advice.
Outsource it all.
If I had to kill someone, it wouldn't be murder, and I wouldn't bother cleaning up the evidence.