Let's been honest here. We're all curious people.
check out my junk and named it captain america
That is funny, hopefully you're worthy of your boast...but being a woman, you are very well aware of the fact that it's equally important to know how to use your tools...as well as, how to play the field. Different things excite different women, and as a man, you need to discover those elements that create sensual intoxication...making the experience erotic and insatiable...as if you never want it to come to an end. That's my take, but hey...maybe I'm wrong, maybe I'm not!
you got too deep on me.
Scream. I have to have periods!
Welcome to OUR world! lol!
Realize I have morning wood. Look down my pants and hope that I'm not puny. Then try to figure out how to walk with it in the way. haha
Check out my boobs and rate myself. :-)
Pee... as usual.
Yep!! Have to Agree. Well done.
Do what every guy does, scratch my balls.
Go get a raise and promotion at work! Because wow I have a penis!
Yeah, might as well use it to your advantage!
Go get a bj
they are not all that. Been there done that.
Lesbian bar duh.
Practice walking. I have no idea how they manage to do that with the dangly bits.
ha ha ha!
It takes some "adjustments."
I'd roll over and wait for the alarm to wake me up, for real.
Quit my Job and buy myself a big 'ole vibrator!
i would look down and stare in amazment
****, then do all the little DIY jobs around the house
Id want to have sex of course, but I guess Id turn into a gay man because Id still want men.
So FREAKING true!
wouldnt it be odd, though? I must say, Id like to try it
I'd play football with some guys outside.
Go back to bed. It's just a nightmare.
Put my makeup on so I can fool everyone into thinking that I am truly beautiful when I am just as ordinary as men are
I'd do what all women do: I'd eat some Haagen-Daaz, watch the view, turn everyone down for sex, and ***** about my weight!
Thanks for the laugh.