'Must have been a good hunting trip' and check the freezer for the rest of it.
Someone pissed off santa
Dang it! Honey!!! I wish you would pick up your toys after you get through playing!!
that Santa, such a card!!
Why does my bum hurt?
I cant believe I ate the whole thing.
Did I have sex with Santa?
If the windows are broken..that's be understandable. If not, I'll be like..cool I can decorate my room with it lol.
How do I use this thing in the shower, I mean poor reindeer.