I would jump out of bed, hit you with the closest thing within my reach. Then call the cops. But if you are cute you are more than welcome to stay :)

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GoldyLocks, I'd hit you with my empty porridge bowl and broken chair.

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OUCH!!!!! :-(

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Yell, jump to the other side of the room and call the cops

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Without finding out who i am? I could be a fairy godess for all you know! ;-)

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I think a woman has better sense of smell than a hound dog, and the cats would rat me out for a mouse

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OMG! what pleasant surprise! i was thinking about you and i got you here, sounds good to have someone's company lol

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Awwwwwww!!! :-P

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i'd wonder how u got here from Kenya. but, if u need a place to stay, ur welcome.

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Awwww! thanx, you are an angel!

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an angel, uh? and i'm also real.

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lovely!

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We would have to take care of the Lincoln and Garage issue after that.. brake-fast, then another driving lesson.

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Wow! Now am getting tempted to land there!

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pistol packin mama has just entered the room

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LMAO!!!!!

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unless u look like Phyllis Diller, u have got to be kidding

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Hahahaa.......

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You calln me an old lady? Lol. I've been called worse, i guess. If you could hear. Me speak u for sure would believe your own statement ....

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Noooo! I said i am tempted to LAND there!!!!!

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how did you get in here?

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And I would be tongue tied! :-)

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I don't think either one of us would be very happy. My cat would probably kill your birds.

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LMAO!!!

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Terrified

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