No. Your lack of attention to the conventions of common english is a turn off.
Let alone that you're old enough to be my father.
It's 17:07 where I am, silly.
True, true. I'll log off. Thanks for spelling this time, I appreciate it.
You're too old for me.
Are you drunk? I have no idea what you're trying to say.
I'd pretend to consider it briefly
Tell me more about you.. I am supposed to go by your avatar? Wait.. you'd date Mia Wallace yes?..