I'd gather all of the birds, made sure they ate till they couldn't eat anymore, then do a massive air strike on every human being foolish enough to step out without an umbrella, or a hat.
If I had the wings of an angel
The dirty black @rse of a crow
I 'd fly over Facebook tomorrow
And sh!t on the website below
any of the 545 people ruining this country.
(for those not familiar with the Federal government, that's the total of both houses of congress, the supreme court, and the president. Joe Biden is simply not worth the effort)
Hell yeah! I would love to sh!t and flip the bird on two mental cases on here. mahahahahaha
Arizona Governor Jan Brewer
i wouldnt be very fussy...i'd just crap on anyone lol
My older brother.
The first target of opportunity I saw. I don't discriminate. Especially when I get the chance to poop on someone's head.
Usually myself... I'm a messy bird....
i would make sure it was on live tv too