fantasy, and I'd be called Master of Nothing Book One...
Title: "FROST HAS SPOKEN!"
Tagline: "Pay No Attention to that Man Behind the Curtain!"
Genre: Greek Tragedy - Self Help - Erotic Thriller (A Coming-of-[middle]Age Story)
50 sides to a noodle.... I'd be in the cookery section of course
My title would be "What Fresh Hell Is This?"
"the girl with the pink ribbon tattoo"
Horror, and the title would simply be "My Life"