I'd kick him right in the Cassock and De- Frock him there and then
If you're being exercised ....you're the bothersome spirit.
I'd break my etheral foot off in his ***
No I would possess his lead choir boy and make him photograph the compulsory abuse and put it on the Internet!
Isn't that what happened in The Exorcist? Except it wasn't just some ghost.
I'll have a bit of a laugh, yes.