I would like to be a all day sucker and some beautiful lady enjoys me
One of those chocolate thingies with raspberry filling.....ummmm.
Well I don't know if these quality as candies... however if I could be one I would! FOOSH MINTS... wonderful little peppermints with caffeine (equal to a cup of coffee)... They are righteous during depositions when you don't want to drink coffee and have to stop for a bathroom break! then you feed the other side lots of coffee.. I know evil...
A moon pie, so chocolatly, creamy vanilla. So good. If things are going wrong, a moon pie will fix it in a minute.
I would be a Turkish Delight ... wild because I am not Turkish
I'd be one of those Jolly Rancher rock hard candies that you suck on......wait , that makes me sound like a pervert. How about sour candy, the kind that makes ya pucker up....wait , I'm still sounding like a pervert.......I better just stick with plain old chewing gum cuz I always get chewed up and spit out. :)
Candied Ginger ,
I would be slice of pizza!
No, silly cat! A slice of pepperoni pizza! Duhhh! Can I have your glasses? They are sooo cooool!
IS a tired white cracker a type of candy?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!! I guess so...
Don't mind this guy, I actually heard him say he'd married his cousin!