Oh... maybe a gynecological speculum.
Or a kazoo. Actually, probably an accordian - very few people 'get' me and how I work.
I wouldn't mind being a 1956 Fender Telecaster.
drums...I move to my own beat :)
Something classical, stylish that sounds great...... just like me............lol
a flute. I just love it when you finger my holes
id want to be a french horn
Man I thought all the guys would say "Flute"...
A fiddle, cos I'm a crook!
The Piano. I can feel her fingers on me!:):)