ME: "Because I owned lots of guns, opposed universal health, insulted people who didn't agree with me, hated people whose approach to knowing you was different from mine, believed in the glory and godliness of war, always did my best to remain ignorant, picked and chose which of my country's laws I would obey, thought that I was my wife's master, and I worshipped a book."<br />
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GOD: "Go to hell!"

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Because your son gave me the right to come home.

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Because I love you, went to earth as you asked me to. I am your daughter and have tried to serve you well.

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I would say, what kind of game is this?

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I'm just here to hook up the VOIP.

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VOIP?

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Voice over internet provider... or internet phone... it's cryptic enough so you don't get questioned.

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can't answer that...atheist bro :)

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ah well spoken lol

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Well, it is up to you

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"This is one weird dream I'm having"

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"Because I have the booze"

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then why have you shared such an interest in me ?

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I never had many friends and I confessed you as Lord and savior.

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Well then, how about letting me go back?

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Because I accepted by faith Christ's sacrifice for my sins.

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because I tried to be a good person

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"God, I think we had this talk already on my Death bed. <br />
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In fact, we did. I have it recorded and posted it on Youtube just in case you would go back on your word."

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hell was full of immigrants

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