Jesus sent me here

Best Answer

cause i tried to do what you wanted me to

Best Answer

Because my name is written in the lambs book of life.<br />
Who so ever believes in the son of God shall have life eternal.

Best Answer

Because you are the most merciful? I know I don't deserve it but...please?

Best Answer

"Hello Father, you know me inside and out. Only you know why I should be let in."

Best Answer

I am not worthy of entrance into Your Garden, I was hoping You would see me fit enough to be here.

Best Answer

Hell sent me here.

Best Answer

Talk to my lawyer * Jesus stands up =)

Best Answer

hahahahaha

Best Answer

He's also my advocate...
stands ready to defend against accusations
I am not "good" enuf Pure" enuf...
without Him...I'd so Not stand anywhere near
a HOLY GOD...
joyinthejourney, clg

Best Answer

Jesus paid my debt.

Best Answer

Because I could teach you a few tricks that would definitely up your image.

Best Answer

I want to be as close to you as I can get so my life will truly be complete

Best Answer

"So why should I let you in?"<br />
"Sorry, I am lost. I was heading south, no idea how I got here."<br />
"Ha ha ha. Answer my question, why should I let you in?"<br />
"I'm afraid you shouldn't. For heaven's sake."<br />
"What? This is Heaven, you realize that? Everyone wants to get in here."<br />
"I know, I know. And I think you want to keep it this way. So you should not let me in at all cost."<br />
"What...why....what would you do if I let you in?"<br />
"Not much really, ask a couple of questions, plant some doubts. You don't want to know. In any case, you better not let me in, old man."<br />
"Watch your big mouth mortal! I could send you to Hell, right now!"<br />
"Oh, would you do that for me? That's really nice of you!"<br />
"What...why....would you rather go to Hell than have me let you in here?"<br />
"It's personal. Don't worry about me. How are you, by the way?"<br />
"Not bad, ugh, wait, I don't get it still."<br />
"*sigh*"<br />
Something like that.

Best Answer

Isn't this the set-up for a joke? I don't think heaven has gates in real life, lol.

Best Answer

You have absolutely no reason to let me in

Best Answer

Because i paid for the ticket, duuuuuuuuuude

Best Answer

I am the gate keeper, ;-)

Best Answer

Hi God! What are you doing here? Does Peter have the day off? Then we'd chat for a bit and head down to purgatory for a beer.

Best Answer

Because I am cold and wet! It's freezing up here. Could you turn the air down?

Best Answer

Remind him that he's all seeing and all knowing.<br />
Apparently also all forgetting.

Best Answer

it's raining outside and i lost my umbrella

Best Answer

Related Questions