*stands with fists on hips, elbows sticking out*<br />
Oh great, a nudist trying to attract attention by showing off his body. Classy.
And so Cinnamon what would you cover up first?
I'd cover the other person's eyes. Then I'd knock them out.
I had no idea you were so violent. Why would you knock them out. Doesn't seem reasonable. The question seems to ask in a way that seems like it would have been accidental.
I would knock them out to stop the awkward moment. I could get away, and they'd awake thinking perhaps they'd been dreaming
I'd cover my mouth so the person couldn't see my happy smile :-()
My ears... Is that weird?
Not a thing.
I probably won't be able to hide anything,i might trip and fall or scream which is gonna make it even more awkward,lol.
The dead body. Whoever caught me naked probably didn't knock first and is an extremely rude person therefore, I would kill them. So, my answer is, I would cover up the dead body first...
My ears. Don't want to hear what they would say.
Crotch. Then I'd most likely facepalm.
XD same here!
I'd have to smile, and say....ok, I'm busted, now it's your turn, lol
Please send hot selfie
If you're already caught, why bother?
My face. The rest wouldn't matter. nothing too identifying.
that would be nice to see you and your toys... please send hot selfie
The camera lens
Probably not. If I had already been caught so what's the point.
Nothing...it is too late now!
their eyes and then id pass them a bucket to throw up in
Let nature take its course. Why not. It is all part of the game right?
Hoochie - definitely the hoochie!