*stands with fists on hips, elbows sticking out*<br />
Oh great, a nudist trying to attract attention by showing off his body. Classy.
And so Cinnamon what would you cover up first?
I'd cover the other person's eyes. Then I'd knock them out.
I had no idea you were so violent. Why would you knock them out. Doesn't seem reasonable. The question seems to ask in a way that seems like it would have been accidental.
I would knock them out to stop the awkward moment. I could get away, and they'd awake thinking perhaps they'd been dreaming
Ew. I think I'd probably bleach my eyes.
Why cover anything? I love showing my body off to other's.
Great answer! Be proud of what you have.
My ears... Is that weird?
I'd cover my mouth so the person couldn't see my happy smile :-()
you are one awesome lady
Not a thing.
The dead body. Whoever caught me naked probably didn't knock first and is an extremely rude person therefore, I would kill them. So, my answer is, I would cover up the dead body first...
My ears. Don't want to hear what they would say.
Crotch. Then I'd most likely facepalm.
XD same here!
I probably won't be able to hide anything,i might trip and fall or scream which is gonna make it even more awkward,lol.
Absolutely nothing. In fact I'd probably start stroking to give them even more to look at. :o)
My face. The rest wouldn't matter. nothing too identifying.
The camera lens
Probably not. If I had already been caught so what's the point.
I'd have to smile, and say....ok, I'm busted, now it's your turn, lol
If you're already caught, why bother?
Nothing...it is too late now!
their eyes and then id pass them a bucket to throw up in