Apologize to the lady sitting next to me, telling her I really thought that what I had just done with her was going to be my last act alive.

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I hope it wouldn't be the 350lb buffarilla I sat with last time I flew, lol

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I dieing man is not that choosey ;-)

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take my parachute and leave

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I would then make some kind of joke about the annoying guy behind me having a bomb.

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If we were over land and nowhere near an ocean, I might think they were taking me to the beach. I would immediately demand an extra bag of those coveted peanuts for the mental stress their false message caused me.

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