Keep away from Big Bubba in the community showers
you mean those big gays aas thats screws you at the showers....LMFAO
Ha Ha! Great one!
If one is an older chap he probably would need not to worry now some slender young dude would never make it.
I would re educate myself so I could be self employed when I got out. Who wants to hire an ex criminal!
That's true rehabilitation.
Mafia, Newt, or any celebrity
Mafia or Newt, is there really a big difference!
AAsuch a good answer!
Take advantage of the system and enhance my education- that and try not to drop the soap!
BA HA HA!!
I would do a 10 million piece puzzle...take me at least 5 years just to turn them over
I would probably try to spend the time as constructively as possible. I would learn how to program Python, quit smoking, how to read music, learn English history and everything else I have wanted to do.
Write a book and buy a good chastity belt!
"I'm too pretty for prison"
I would write a book too. Not so sure about the chastity belt!
Get a tattoo and learn from my mistakes. So I don't get caught next time.
Take full advantage of the multitude of rights awarded to prisoners, such as getting a free college education and using the gym, eating my three square meals a day. The biggest challenge is just keeping from getting prison raped.
I'd use my time wisely and gain some educational qualifications so that when I am released back into society I can make some valuable contribution and support myself.
I would start a reachout program for my fellow inmates and try to end prison violence. I would also contact the Joyce Meyer Ministries for help for myself and fellow inmates.
read .... a lot
Watch out for Bubba
sew my puckerhole shut
Ba Ha Ha! Tooo Funny! Ha Ha!
I'm pretty sure I would get killed way before my 10 years was up. Just say NO!
I would become as educated as I could be I would help the guards as much as possible in-directly. I would not be a snitch however I would also not allow a wrong to go unnoticed. I will stand my ground even if the person is bigger I would not show fear. I would look into ways to better the jail as an overall something that would benefit everyone. I would find ways that the money could be used in a more productive way and cost effective for the system. Look at ways to improve the overall morale that way the time will go by faster. Look at ways to alleviate stress that is brought on by the situation itself.
Actually gave this thought- I'd write brieft and motions for the other inmates since I'm an attorney and I get the most cigarettes and $#!t to trade- I'd be like a prison b*itch millionaire
Woah, woah, woah.
Who said I would STAY for the ten years?
Work on proving the Riemann Hypothesis.
Learn a new language, get a law degree.
I think I would do a lot of reading and writing. I'd probably read a bunch of classics. I'd try to learn sign language or chinese or something cool like that. And I'd probably write a book and porbably a lot of poetry and/or songs.
The way things are going,Chinese might come in handy.
Think about what the hell went wrong in my life that I'd ended up in jail.
Being a whole-heartedly positive person, who wants only the best and to be the best would turn this situation on it's head and make it a fantastic experience. I would give my smile, attention and time to all other inmates, guards, etc. I would be an angel that's in a dark situation bringing light and hope to everyone I came in contact with. I would try to build community and make everyone a better person for being in my presence. Don't ever forget the impact you can have another person.