If you were the first person that encountered an alien race, what would you tell them about earth and humanity?
10 Answers to "If you were the first person that encountered an alien race, what would you tell them about earth and humanity?"
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hi ....gee wizz your bigger in person ( at least taller than me) ,hey look its your lucky day they have sent me to meet and greet you and i have to tell you. you dont wont to go there,its full of complete arseholes that will cut you open and take samples off you so they can satisfy there enquiring minds about what you are made of,you will be locked up in a small cell(unless some millionaire wack job falls madly in love with you) and then you will be living with him!!!! and i hate to say what might become of you...shivers.look i hope im not asking to much,but you wouldnt have a spare seat................
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Humans love Aliens -- for dinner. They taste like chicken.
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Run away!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Run as far away as you can cause earth will eat you up and spit you right back out
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Do you have any good stash ?
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like intereglactic skunk that would be cool
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"Stay away for another couple of hundred years."
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unless I encountered them on another planet in another galaxy.... I think they'd already have a pretty good idea... seein' as how they accomplish interplanetary travel and ... like we can't.... it pretty much organizes one's perception about the other species....
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Good point
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they deserve to be nuked
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Destroy it all. >>
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Best Answer (Chosen by Voting):
Posted by ClownieFreak Apr 6th, 2012 at 11:32AM
That this planet cannot handle aliens. Because if we can't even handle people being white, black, red, yellow, or brown.... how are we going to handle GREEN!!?? (assuming they are green, actually I imagine they might be clear, white, or purple... but thats just me) I'd say another 500 years. When we accept a GAY president... WOOT!! Maybe even a LESBIAN president. How about that. (I say 500 years, because thats how long it took for us to accept a black president.)
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