as the song goes I don't believe in heaven and I pray there isn't a hell
where i am.....until someone finds me
Riding through hell in a convertible with Dennis Leary, Sam Kinison and the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders...drinking heavily and swearing at passersby. I leave "Heaven" to those who think sitting on a cloud playing a harp is great...you poor bastards.
Probably my remains would be buried somewhere close to where I live and they would stay there until they got uprooted to makeway for a super walmart!