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thisaccountisgone thisaccountisgone 18-21, F 31 Answers Oct 24, 2012 in Hobbies

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What I want for christmas is a different life!<br />
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P.S.<br />
I ate all the cookies :)

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Dear Santa,<br />
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Cash this year plz :D

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you ******* I never got what I wanted and I was good for years now I keep a fire in the chimney just to burn your *** on Christmas

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you gon pay what you owe...

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the same line from Labyrinth! "you have no power over me!"

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Everything that you wanted I have done. You asked that child be taken, I took him. You cowered before me and I was frightening. I have reordered time, I have turned the world upside down, and I have done it all for you! I am exhausted from living up to your expectations of me. Isn't that generous?

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And I notice you have the devil from Legend.. nice.

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I need a new cane

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TO GO AND DIE SLOWLY IN A HOLE

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When will I get spiderman! I've been waiting for 43 years!

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How was your summer?

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Stalker... How do you know what I do?

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Dude!! You never brought me.a.father who didn't ruin the holidays by yelling

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stop breaking my house chimney, they are electric now!!!

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Give me a present or I'll kick your ***!

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Can you please help me find a job that I can pay bills, and get another car

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i'd say when are u gonna dye your beard cause the white one is too mainstream :P

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can i help you ?

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Dear Santa: Remember last year when you came to the house and gave my and my sisters our christmas presents? Are you related to daddy? You have the same eyes, voice, glasses and cologne...

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I've been a good boy, I have....

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I would say..Dear Santa. please reunite me with my children and let us be together as a family once again. Oh, and also please give me a better husband, the one i already got is totally , out of date . Thank u.

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