Well since I am a dude, I would ask him WTF he was doing!
Seriously consider quiting drinking
Go back to sleep
Pickup up my bass and jam
I would probably just lay there and enjoy it for a while. Then I'd tell him that was enough, and that he could leave.
Say good morning and ask if he wanted some breakfast
It would just depend on what I had in the fridge really.
'Who the hell are you?'... 'Where the hell am I?'...
Enjoy the show, and give whichever friend sent him the biggest thank you ever. :)
After wrapping the guitar around his neck, ask him to leave. NOBODY disturbs my sleep.
Get my drum kit out
Smoke some weed... he seems nice.
of course i'm not stingy lol
Probably yell and jump out of bed like I do whenever someone walks into my room, then stare at him until he leaves.
Offer him a beer and start jamming.
If he was better than me, I'd probably hit him in the face and steal his guitar. If not I'd play along. Later, I'd wonder what he was doing there - but it would probably take me hours to consider that.
I can be massively unfazed by a lot of things haha. I'm also quite accepting of the fact that I have terrible memory.
Beat him with that guitar
i would be scared then ill scream for help
it would let him strum or finger pick my strings
Listen to him play ,smile at him and then i'll ask him to sing sweetly to me as i sleep i love a man that can sing.
id check to see if my butt was violated lol then kick his *** lol
Blow my frickin brains out