If your 15 year old virgin daughter announced she had been impregnated by god, what would you do?
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Posted by Youngmom11 Nov 21st, 2011 at 8:19PM
i would tell her that i loved her and that, that kind of thing only happened to mary...and that its ok to tell me the truth and if she doesnt know who the father is then we will find him and we will love the baby together if she decides to keep it. But everything will turn out right in the end. I had my first child at 15 and believe me it does turn out ok
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Posted by Ketsan Nov 21st, 2011 at 8:08PM
I'd make the local house of God pay child support which given Gods finances I expect to be a VERY large sum.
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Posted by BatoBalaningBungi Nov 21st, 2011 at 8:34PM
stupid question, next!
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Posted by picklesandkittens Mar 25th, 2013 at 7:17PM
Better name it Juan, Jesus is already taken.
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Posted by miki04 Aug 16th, 2012 at 12:12PM
I´d ask for his address for the colb ... lol
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Posted by zbignue Mar 5th, 2012 at 6:18PM
Firstly, Tell her " Thanks for trusting me enough to share your situation with me ". Then assure her that I love her and will help her and work with her to make sure she's aware of all her options. I believe, with the trust she has shown me, she'll eventually tell me who " God " is because , whether she knows it or not, the father has rights too. She probably got pregnant while she and " God " were in her room " studying ". Happens all the time but the " truth " is seldom so creative.
See my reply to Sataxl !
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Posted by bfbb19 Nov 24th, 2011 at 3:53PM
Mental health counseling for starters !
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Posted by satxal Nov 23rd, 2011 at 3:25AM
at 15 id have to ask YOU wtf kinda parent are you to allow her the freedom to get into that mess? why isnt she in bed studying?
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Reply by KenWX Nov 23rd, 2011 at 8:36PM
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Reply by zbignue Mar 5th, 2012 at 6:01PM
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Posted by Cage916 Nov 22nd, 2011 at 11:21PM
Call B.S.
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Posted by tinymuel Nov 21st, 2011 at 11:51PM
my 21yo said the same thing, but as she was on the psyc ward we had the test done & she wasn't. My daughter is Bi-Polar & such delusions are common
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Posted by atadir Nov 21st, 2011 at 9:01PM
First, I'd insist on seeing the blue dot.
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Posted by Govinda1337 Nov 21st, 2011 at 8:57PM
Listen to her side of the story first. Then go find the guy.
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Posted by ladyrhiannon824 Nov 21st, 2011 at 8:49PM
assume she is lying and terrified to tell me the truth
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Posted by BarryOne Nov 21st, 2011 at 8:25PM
God does not make mistakes! She got pregnant just the same way my mother did, and the same way the virgin Mary did. Male *****!
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Posted by chontell Nov 21st, 2011 at 8:18PM
i don't know what i would do, thats why im watching "House" to see what the mother on here does. maybe i will learn something
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Posted by BarvoDelancy Nov 21st, 2011 at 8:10PM
Head over to God's house with a shotgun and a wedding ring.
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Posted by EpoxyMonoxide Nov 21st, 2011 at 8:01PM
I would go on the Maury show to find the real baby daddy
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Posted by catfeesh Nov 21st, 2011 at 8:00PM
I pity your victims
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