Have 2 more martinis, and you'll start looking like a model.
you are one sexy hooka.
You are beautiful no matter what they say....words can't bring you down...don't you bring you down today....
oh... its YOU again..... seriously, get a life.... your face aint getting any better, you're scaring the other mirrors! :/
Leave the Americans alone for a day
Like that's gonna happen....
Nah, it's okay...ish.
Man..!! you've got some issues...;P
Oi ugly get back with the beautiful people on EP, I can't stand looking at you any more.
"You gained weight over thanksgiving!"
It would scream.
behind you! ZOMBIES!!! :D or something
"You must get some sleep."
Wipe that smile off your face.