If my partner GAVE BIRTH I'd be concerned. Cause that would mean that A) he has a v@gina and B) A bowling ball came into him... which would mean that C) The bowling ball had a penis...
F) The bowling ball is better in bed than I am, which is why D) is true.
Nah!... It'll probably be kept in a velvet bag!
isnt that a bit like shaking a baby? lmao
Or rolling a baby across the floor
well yeah i did make it a bit milder but both would be bad