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If your pet could talk what do you think it would tell you?

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Asked By: 1petitegreeneyes 41-45, F  3 months ago

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    spooky8 - 41-45 years old - male

    Posted by spooky8 Feb 5th, 2013 at 1:55AM

    "You can't even take care of a goldfish...you think you can handle a kid? Idiot"

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  1. 1petitegreeneyes - female

    Reply by 1petitegreeneyes Feb 5th, 2013 at 1:55AM

    LOL

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16 Answers to "If your pet could talk what do you think it would tell you?"

  1. hushbabyhush - 31-35 years old

    Posted by hushbabyhush Feb 5th, 2013 at 1:56AM

    " just leave the god damn food here and get the hell out and stop following me around like a kitty"

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  2. lebanongirl - 22-25 years old

    Posted by lebanongirl Feb 5th, 2013 at 1:56AM

    i m not a f*** toy! leave me the f*** alone, i like walking on 4, i don't want to walk on 2 u stupid piece of ****!
    smthg like this :p

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  3. Legman4 - 46-50 years old - male

    Posted by Legman4 Feb 7th, 2013 at 11:58AM

    Daddy, can you keep with us, I'm scared!

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  4. midwestrefugee - 56-60 years old - male

    Posted by midwestrefugee Feb 5th, 2013 at 9:16AM

    I really did come to visit you in the hospital.

    My dog died about 6 months before I had knee replacement surgery. The night after my surgery, I was given oxycodone for the pain. I woke up to my deceased bichon nuzzling my shoulder and licking my hand. I never took oxy again.

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  5. 2029Wren - 46-50 years old - male

    Posted by 2029Wren Feb 5th, 2013 at 7:05AM

    "Stop what you're doing and pet me, dumb ***!"

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  6. tezza333 - 66-70 years old - male

    Posted by tezza333 Feb 5th, 2013 at 2:27AM

    She can, & she say's she has a headache! :-) lmao

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  7. initializer - 22-25 years old - male

    Posted by initializer Feb 5th, 2013 at 2:08AM

    I have aids please don't fuckkk me ............. lol

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  8. valobasa4ever - 26-30 years old - female

    Posted by valobasa4ever Feb 5th, 2013 at 1:57AM

    Your Fiance is 'UNFAITHFUL' .
    Leave him just be with me...

    LoL :-D

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  9. Azure33 - 31-35 years old - female

    Posted by Azure33 Feb 5th, 2013 at 1:55AM

    Feed me walk me pat me

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  10. badbinary - 36-40 years old - male

    Posted by badbinary Feb 5th, 2013 at 1:54AM

    i want all your dinner not just part

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  11. Usotsuki - 18-21 years old

    Posted by Usotsuki Feb 5th, 2013 at 1:54AM

    "FEED ME!!!"
    "GIVE ME A BONE!!!"
    "THROW ME THE BALL!!"
    "TAKE ME FOR A WALK!!"
    "PET MEEEEEEEE!"

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  12. WisersDeLux - 51-55 years old - male

    Posted by WisersDeLux Feb 5th, 2013 at 1:54AM

    Stop feeding me that diet cr@p. How can I become a fat cat if you keep monitoring how much I eat. Stop being an @sshole and feed me the good stuff; an lots of it.

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  13. ZappyZaperson - 22-25 years old

    Posted by ZappyZaperson Feb 5th, 2013 at 1:53AM

    She would ask me for a piece of shrimp every 2 seconds.

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  14. mrtexasguy - 36-40 years old - male

    Posted by mrtexasguy Feb 5th, 2013 at 1:53AM

    Either "Walk my fat *** cos it looks like I've got child bearing hips" or "Feed me on time muffafukka or I'm gonna bite your *** off in your sleep"

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  15. RandomUniverse - 56-60 years old - male

    Posted by RandomUniverse Feb 5th, 2013 at 1:53AM

    Pet me, damn it, and don't stop until I walk away!

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