" just leave the god damn food here and get the hell out and stop following me around like a kitty"
i m not a f*** toy! leave me the f*** alone, i like walking on 4, i don't want to walk on 2 u stupid piece of ****!
smthg like this :p
"You can't even take care of a goldfish...you think you can handle a kid? Idiot"
I really did come to visit you in the hospital.
My dog died about 6 months before I had knee replacement surgery. The night after my surgery, I was given oxycodone for the pain. I woke up to my deceased bichon nuzzling my shoulder and licking my hand. I never took oxy again.
"Stop what you're doing and pet me, dumb ***!"
She can, & she say's she has a headache! :-) lmao
I have aids please don't fuckkk me ............. lol
Your Fiance is 'UNFAITHFUL' .
Leave him just be with me...
Feed me walk me pat me
i want all your dinner not just part
"GIVE ME A BONE!!!"
"THROW ME THE BALL!!"
"TAKE ME FOR A WALK!!"
She would ask me for a piece of shrimp every 2 seconds.
Either "Walk my fat *** cos it looks like I've got child bearing hips" or "Feed me on time muffafukka or I'm gonna bite your *** off in your sleep"
Pet me, damn it, and don't stop until I walk away!