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AtleastImHonest AtleastImHonest 26-30, M 7 Answers Nov 22, 2012 in Dating & Relationships

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what kind of horse...? Maybe I'm not ready to come down...

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YOU LOOK LIKE YOU HAVE BEEN DOING A FAIR BIT OF THE OLD UP AND DOWN THERE SWEETHEART. WANT TO COME FOR A RIDE IN FREDDY"S LAIR?

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LMAO :-)

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I love horsey rides :-)

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YOU COULD HAVE A HORSEY RIDE ON MY FACE. BUT YOU KNOW I WON'T BE THE ONLY ONE COPING A FACE RIDE.

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lol :-p

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NOW WHAT CAN WE PUT ON THAT TONGUE THAT'S WHITE AND TASTES LIKE *****?

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DAMN AUTO SENSOR! ###SEA MAN###

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yea!!! i love lollipops!!!!...How many licks do you think it will take???

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Kinda over the licks sweety. It's a bit hard to go back to licks when you know how good the throat feels.

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Oh don't u worry, I'm just getting started. I am a pro. Trust me I know my way around a pole....why don't you just sit back and enjoy the show

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I'll enjoy the show better when that ***** and *** is in my face while you work that pole.

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=) wow...did u ever think you could have so much fun helping a girl off a horse?

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The high horse of ego is the one I enjoy helping people down from most. But this was still certainly fun. :P

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Indeed. Well have to do it again sometime ;-)

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Commas would be greatly appreciated...

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How about you come around here and make me a sandwich?

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Thank you I guess... hahaha

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I almost died laughing when I heard this one about FIVE years ago...still is pretty funny though!

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I almost died laughing helping him too.

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I swear this question is up hear at least once a week....this shiit's getting old man...

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It's one of my old ones from like a year ago. Some ****** must have been pinching it.

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No, but if a horse named Off fell on my uncle On I would borrow a jack, so I could jack the horse Off off from on my uncle On. Are you following this? I'm not.

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