The serpent offers great knowledge, and Adam offers nothing. I think I'll take the path of wisdom and wonder. The serpent is always portrayed as this evil creature, even though he did nothing wrong. The god was creating these ridicules rules that prevented the humans from learning and becoming independent, the serpent was trying to fix that.
Well, I'm straight, so I certainly wouldn't choose Adam. Am I not allowed to choose Eve?
I'd choose to back to heaven.