You're going to have to wait until you are old enough to get married but if you go to jail you can get it much faster
Of course: the only way to have premarital sex is dropping the soap.
Kids today want everything right now
better then going through all the trouble of a and then she decides she dosen't want to take me from behind with a strap-on.
It's spelled p, o, r, o, n; don't knock it till you try it.
I misspelled *****? nooooooooooooooooo!!!!!