Will you pay me in Turkish Delight?
Is the club going to be called the same as your screen name?
only if i can refuse to dance, be fully clothed at all times, dont have to touch, look,go near the patrons and have access to wifi and an adequate supply of books. And a free cat or kitten.Then yes.
Where is it?
sure but I'll drive away the customers..... and the staff...... and the......